It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.
It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.
To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.
Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Studies Show Most Sims Mispronounce “Zsdersw”
Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.
If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.
Ford… you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.
Sandwiches: They make the best friends.
If you laid all of the atoms in your body end to end, you’d die.
Sims Everywhere Agree: A Sound Financial Future Begins With Inheriting Lots Of Money
Information Shown Here Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates
Do you run from your nose?
The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General.
The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility… The fact that it is comprehensible is a miracle.
I’d say hot sauce was growing on me, but someone might take it literally.
Under every stone lurks a politician.
Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.
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This is the personal site of Ty Brown, who currently resides in Nevada. I intend this site to be a convenient holding place for all of my hobbies one day. This may include information for my convenience regarding any number of video games, projects I’m working on, or interesting things I’ve figured out. It’s also a creative outlet for web design.