It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.

Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

It is a well known fact that those people who most want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it.

Douglas Adams, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.

Fact Sphere, Portal 2

Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity.

Fact Sphere, Portal 2

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Miles Kington

Studies Show Most Sims Mispronounce “Zsdersw”

Sim City 3000 News Ticker

Give a man a fire and he’s warm for a day, but set fire to him and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

Terry Pratchet

If you try and take a cat apart to see how it works, the first thing you have on your hands is a non-working cat.

Douglas Adams

Ford… you’re turning into a penguin. Stop it.

Arthur Dent, The Hitchhicker's Guide to the Galaxy

Sandwiches: They make the best friends.

Reese Roper

If you laid all of the atoms in your body end to end, you’d die.

Ian Melchior

Sims Everywhere Agree: A Sound Financial Future Begins With Inheriting Lots Of Money

SimCity 3000 News Ticker

Information Shown Here Frequently Absurd, Poll Indicates

SimCity 3000 News Ticker

Do you run from your nose?

A poorly translated allergy pamphlet

The plural of Surgeon General is Surgeons General. The past tense of Surgeons General is Surgeonsed General.

Fact Sphere, Portal 2

The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility… The fact that it is comprehensible is a miracle.

Albert Einstien

I’d say hot sauce was growing on me, but someone might take it literally.

ndro Cowei

Under every stone lurks a politician.

Aristophanes

Dogs look up to you, cats look down on you. Give me a pig! He looks you in the eye and treats you as an equal.

Sir Anthony Montague Browne

Messier Catalog

In the past, comets were once seen as bad omens and portents of disaster. Rare in the night sky, their ghostly forms struck terror into the hearts of the superstitious people. To try to gain an advantage in the face of prophesied hardship, kings hired professional comet hunters to track them down as early as possible, gaining days or even weeks of advance warning. Even after the ominous nature of comets were widely dismissed, professional comet hunting continued. One of these comet hunters was Charles Messier (1730-1817).

Stars rise and set in the sky, but they don’t move relative to each other. Planets and comets move. So if you see something that is faint and fuzzy, and if you determine that it moves by observing it for a few days, you might just be looking at a comet. If it doesn’t move, you won’t know for a day or two, and you’ve wasted valuable comet hunting time. To avoid this as much as possible, Messier created a catalog of known faint, fuzzy objects that didn’t move. This list was published to help other comet hunters, and was updated after his death all the way up to 1967. Today, the Messier Catalog contains 110 objects.